George Patrick Fahey
Green Point. NSW
Recorded: 16th April 73

Whollop It Home

Oh I gave her an inchy one,
Whollop it home, drive it home,
I gave her an inchy one,
Whallop it home, drive it home,
I gave her an inchy one,
And she said, “We've just begun,
Put your belly close to mine and wriggle your bum!”

I gave her an inchy two
She said, “This won't do –

I gave her an inchy three
And then she started to plea –

I gave her an inchy four
And she said she wanted more -

I gave her an inchy five
She said, “It feels alive –

I gave her an inchy six
And she said we're in a fix (if you don't) –

I gave her an inchy seven
She said “It feels like I'm in heaven –

I gave her an inchy eight
She screamed, “Put your finger up my date –

I gave her an inchy nine
She said, “You bloody swine –

I gave her an inchy ten
She said, “Let's start again –

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