JIM FRY
Gosford
Recorded 1973
SITE SOURCE: Folklore Unit - People

The Tramp

Just let me sit down for a moment,
There's a milestone in my shoe,
If you give me a diamond as big as your head,
I'll tell a sad story to you.
I've been tramping for years and I'm tired,
For days I've had nothing to eat,
Except three pork pies, a dozen loaves,
And five pounds of bad old meat.
But I wasn't always like this, sir,
I was once perhaps as ugly as you,
I had houses, carriages and banks on my mind,
And a gold and diamond mine too.
But that was before I met Lizzie,
'Twas a woman who ruined my life,
We were married by special dog license,
I was proud when she called me her wife.
For ninety years we lived together,
As happy as pigs in a tree,
When one day a man with a face in distress,
Came and stole my poor darling from me.
He would take her for walks round the gasworks,
And fill her with bad ginger beer,
One day whilst I was in prison,
He poured his love tale in her ear.
From that day I went to the dogs, sir,
And the dogs all came after me,
And every day, like the fool that you are, sir,
I was drowning myself in cold tea.
In my temper I knelt on the ceiling,
And I swore as I only can swear,
That if ever I met that base scoundrel,
I'd fly from his sight like a hare.
It's a rolling stone gathers no moss, sir,
And the early bird catches the lair,
But there's one man I'll never forget, or forgive,
If he brings back my old woman again!

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