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KEN CLIFT Tamarama Nov 1991 Tune: A Scotch Reel The Ball At KoorimoorI'll sing you the song of the ball at KoorimoorFour and twenty prostitutes lay stripped upon the floor Singing who'll do me this time, who'll do me noo? The mun that did it last time, canna do it noo. Chorus First lady forward, second lady pass Third lady's finger in the fourth lady's arse Singing who'll do me this time, who'll do me noo? The mun that did it last time willna do it noo. Tom Brown, the blacksmith, he was there, it was a bloody shame, He fucked a lassie forty times, and would nae take her hame. Jock the farmer, he was there, a-gritten and a-grat For forty acres of his land were fairly fooken flat. The parson's daughter, Mary, a dirty little runt, With poison ivy round her arse, and thistles up her cunt. There was fooking in the haystacks, and fooking in the ricks You could nae hear the music for the swishing of the pricks And when the ball was over, we all went home to rest, We all enjoyed the music but the fooking was the best. |