KEN CLIFT
Tamarama
Nov 1991

I Touched Her On The Toe

I touched her on the toe, how ashamed I was.
I touched her on the toe, how ashamed I was,
I touched he on the toe, she said, “You're rather low.”
Oh! Gorblimey! How ashamed I was.

I touched her on the thigh, how ashamed I was.
I touched her on the thigh, how ashamed I was,
I touched he on the thigh, she said, “You're rather high.”
Oh! Gorblimey! How ashamed I was.

I touched her on the spot, how ashamed I was.
I touched her on the spot, how ashamed I was,
I touched he on the spot, she said, “You're rather hot.”
Oh! Gorblimey! How ashamed I was.

And when I put it in, how ashamed I was,
And when I put it in, how ashamed I was,
And when I put it in, she said, “You're rather thin.”
Oh! Gorblimey! How ashamed I was.

And when the baby came, how ashamed I was,
And when the baby came, how ashamed I was,
And when the baby came, the bastard had no name,
Oh! Gorblimey! How ashamed I was.

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