| MRS SHIELA VAN EMDEM
and JACK VAN EMDEM Beecroft, NSW 1995 TUNE: The Martins And The McCoys SITE SOURCE: Folklore Unit - People Six Squadron LatrinesThis is the story of a squadron that served their country at Milne Bay,Of how they braved the bloody zeros, and the men they called the heroes, Were the men who served the WAAAF's at N.E.A., N.E.A., N.E.A., where they drink their morning tea and draw their pay, For they think there's nothing finer than a service type vagina, And you won't find any 'Dinahs' at Milne Bay. Just a herring gutted strip in the jungle, where the clouds around the coconuts did stay, Jap commandos dressed in greens, used to lurk in our latrines, And we buried them in beans every day, Every day, every day, for a little solid excrement we 'dpray, You can fight against temptation, but you can't fight gravitation, And there ain 't no constipation at Milne Bay. We were out on the job the next morning, and the future was looking far from bright, Twas too wet for navigation so we got lost information, And a cruiser came and shelled us in the night, In the night, in the night, and we all looked a bloody aw/iil sight, For you quickly lose your keenness when there's hookworms in your penis, And your arsehole isn't properly watertight! |